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Lemme tell ya, I got into this one app—fuckin’ wild! Saw a dude sayin’ he’s “6’2, adventurous,” turns out he’s 5’8 and collects spoons. SPOONS! Made me wanna scream, “Life isn’t a rehearsal, schmuck!” Straight outta Kaufman’s flick. But then—oh boy—met this chick, all sass, curves like a Chianti bottle. We clicked, sexted like maniacs—thought I’d die happy. She ghosted me tho, fuckin’ RUDE! Pissed me off—wanted to sauté her ego with garlic. Still, got me thinkin’—sex-dating’s a gamble, ya know?

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I get to the market, and it’s packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I’m dodgin’ folks left and right, tryin’ to get to my usual spot. Then, bam! I trip over some kid’s skateboard. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” But the kid just laughs. I’m fumin’ but also kinda impressed. Kids these days, right?

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