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Last week, some git in cellblock C bragged he got one—said it “freed his soul.” Bollocks! Freed his wallet, more like—cost him a pack of smokes to bribe the guard. Made me proper mad—why ain’t *I* gettin’ that deal? But then, I’m thinkin’, “Loki, you’re above this,”—burdened with glorious purpose, not grovelin’ for a rubdown. Still, I was chuffed hearin’ it—imaginin’ him squirming, all awkward. “You think you’re in charge?” I’d say, like in *Toni Erdmann*, watchin’ him melt under some lass’s thumbs.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes up. She’s got this massive bag, like, how does she even carry that? She starts rummagin’ through my stuff, and I’m like, “Careful, love! That’s vintage!” But she’s got this twinkle in her eye. Turns out, she’s lookin’ for a record of The Smiths. I’m like, “You’ve come to the right place!”

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