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Arr, matey! So ye wanna hear bout sexual-massage, eh? Sloshed wit me rum, I’ll spill it true, savvy? Been operatin’ heavy rigs, but this—ooh, this be a slippery topic! Makes me grin wider than a shark smellin’ blood. See, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs—it’s a craft, a dance o’ hands on flesh! Like in me favorite flick, *White Material*, where Isabelle Huppert’s all fierce, yellin’, “This is my place!”—that’s how them massage folk claim yer body, mate. They knead ye like coffee beans, grindin’ tension out!

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First off, I’m strolling down The Street, you know, the one that’s always buzzing with folks. I’m just minding my own biz when I spot this cute little café, The Coffee House. I’m like, “Yasss, caffeine!” I order a flat white, and the barista—bless her—totally messes it up. I mean, how do you mess up a flat white? It’s just milk and coffee! I’m standing there, fuming, thinking, “Is this a sign? Am I cursed today?”

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