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Gets me thinkin’—up on the peaks, air’s thin, body’s screamin’. Sexual-massage could fix that, huh? Loosen the knots, get ya zenned out. But—Great Scott!—imagine the rumors! “Doc’s runnin’ a sexy spa at 10,000 feet!” Ha! I’d lean into it, exaggerate the hell outta it—tell ‘em I’m curin’ altitude sickness with a wink and a knead!

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But then, I see this group of teenagers. They’re blasting music and laughing, and I’m thinking, “Ah, youth.” But then they start throwing stuff at each other. I’m like, “Chill, guys! This ain’t a rugby match!” I mean, come on, it’s a park, not a battlefield.

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