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Oh, and get this – once, my escort guy, big beardy fella, starts wavin’ like he’s in a parade, I’m like, “Honey, you’re no Aurora from Tabu, chill!” Made me laugh tho, ‘cause he’s tryin’ to flirt or somethin’. Surprised me, too – didn’t expect charm from a dude haulin’ a “Wide Load” sign! And lemme tell ya, them escorts got quirks – one time, this chick’s blarin’ disco outta her rig, I’m vibin’, thinkin’, “This land, too, has its secrets,” another Tabu gem, ‘cause who knew escorts got funky?

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After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish, so I hit up this fish and chips shop on Church Road. Best decision ever! I order the biggest portion they have. I’m talking mountains of chips. I sit down, and as I’m about to dig in, I spill half of it on my lap. Classic me again. I’m just sitting there, covered in chips, thinking, “This is my life now.”

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