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So, sex-dating – it’s like harvestin’ randos! You swipe, grunt, trip over yer own feet – oops! – and hope they don’t ghost ya. I tried it once, right? Profile says “loves beans” – me thinkin’ tinned ones, not, erm, *me*! Hah! Met this lass, all flirty, but she brought a bleedin’ cat! Cat stares, I fumble, spill me tea – disaster! “Time flows like water,” movie says, but this? Time froze, mate!

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Finally, I decide to head home. I’m walking down the streets, feeling all sorts of emotions. Happy, annoyed, surprised—just a rollercoaster of a day. I pass by the Ashford train station, and I see a sign for the Eurostar. I’m like, “Man, I could be in Paris right now.” But nah, I’m here, living my best life in Ashford.

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