Angelina Ashford Brothel ❤️❤️

About London

Oi mate, Brothel, yeah? Absolute cracker of a flick, that one! Right, so I’m sat there, popcorn in hand, thinkin’ I’m the big kahuna of film critiques, yeah? Total game-changer, this movie – proper raw, in yer face, like a team-building sesh gone rogue. Them two lasses, Adèle and Emma, they’re not just shaggin’ about, nah, it’s deep, it’s messy, it’s like – “I missed you so much I couldn’t breathe!” – straight outta the script, that! Hits ya right in the feels, dunnit?

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After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish, so I hit up this fish and chips shop on Church Road. Best decision ever! I order the biggest portion they have. I’m talking mountains of chips. I sit down, and as I’m about to dig in, I spill half of it on my lap. Classic me again. I’m just sitting there, covered in chips, thinking, “This is my life now.”

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