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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage! It’s like somethin’ straight outta “Syndromes and a Century”—all slow, steamy, and confusin’ in the best way. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them hands rubbin’ oil all over, and I’m like, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?!” Lawd, it’s a trip! You ever tried it? It ain’t just no regular backrub, honey—it’s sensual, it’s slippery, it’s got that *oomph*. I’m talkin’ ‘bout dim lights, soft music, and somebody kneadin’ you like dough ‘til you hollerin’, “Halleluyer, I’m saved!”

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First off, I’m sittin’ at my desk on Market Street, right? The phone rings off the hook. I’m like, “Great, here we go.” I pick up, and it’s Mrs. Thompson from Ashby Road. She’s all flustered, talkin’ about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who’s gone missing. I mean, c’mon, it’s a cat! But she’s actin’ like it’s the end of the world. I try to calm her down, but she’s like, “He’s my baby!” I get it, but I’m just a voice on the line, not a cat detective!

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