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So, here’s the deal. Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown—it’s got history, weird stuff. Back in ancient China, they called it “tuina,” some healer crap, but pervs twisted it into bedroom games. Little known fact: Victorian docs used it to “cure” women’s “hysteria”—yeah, vibrators came from that, freaky, right? Made me laugh, then pissed me off. All these idiots thinkin’ they’re classy gettin’ oiled up, but it’s just awkward gropin’ with extra steps. I’d rather wrestle a bear than pay for that.

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Then, I get a call from a guy on Leicester Road. He’s got a flat tire. I’m like, “Dude, it’s not the end of the world!” But he’s all panicky. I tell him to chill, grab a cuppa, and call a mate. I mean, it’s Ashby! Everyone knows everyone.

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