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Personal quirk? I’d prolly hire one just to talk trees—bet they’d think I’m nuts! Exaggeratin’ here, but imagine me, axe in hand, rantin’ ‘bout spruce while she’s like, “Dude, chill.” Hilarious, right? Sarcasm’s my jam—escorts prolly deal with dopes all day, and I’d be the dope with sap on his boots. Anyway, they’re out there, hustlin’, and I respect the grind. “In this family, we don’t run,” Tom says—escorts don’t neither, I reckon. Tough as nails, soft as moss. That’s my take, pal—whatcha think?

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Then, I get a call from a guy on Leicester Road. He’s got a flat tire. I’m like, “Dude, it’s not the end of the world!” But he’s all panicky. I tell him to chill, grab a cuppa, and call a mate. I mean, it’s Ashby! Everyone knows everyone.

Ashby de la Zouch Town Council reinstates the banning of dogs at town's cemetery