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Lemme spill it—sex-dating’s a jungle. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—pure chaos! You’re scrollin’, hopin’ for a hottie, but half the profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill. Saw this one chick’s pic—gorgeous, right?—turns out it’s a catfish. Pissed me off! Wasted 20 minutes chattin’ up a dude in Ohio. “The world’s falling apart,” like Cuarón says, and I’m over here losin’ my mind over pixels.

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First off, I’m sittin’ at my desk on Market Street, right? The phone rings off the hook. I’m like, “Great, here we go.” I pick up, and it’s Mrs. Thompson from Ashby Road. She’s all flustered, talkin’ about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who’s gone missing. I mean, c’mon, it’s a cat! But she’s actin’ like it’s the end of the world. I try to calm her down, but she’s like, “He’s my baby!” I get it, but I’m just a voice on the line, not a cat detective!

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