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I’m thinkin’—first time I got one, legit shocked me! Some hidden joint in Gotham’s underbelly, right? Lady’s hands movin’ like she’s dancin’ with my soul—soft, then BAM, pressure! Little known fact, ya know—ancient Greeks used this shit post-battle. Warriors gettin’ oiled up, rubbed down, half fightin’ boners prob’ly! Hahaha! Bet they didn’t tell ya that in history class, huh? Gets me all giddy thinkin’ ‘bout it—happy vibes, pure chaos in the head!

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First off, I’m sittin’ at my desk on Market Street, right? The phone rings off the hook. I’m like, “Great, here we go.” I pick up, and it’s Mrs. Thompson from Ashby Road. She’s all flustered, talkin’ about her cat, Mr. Whiskers, who’s gone missing. I mean, c’mon, it’s a cat! But she’s actin’ like it’s the end of the world. I try to calm her down, but she’s like, “He’s my baby!” I get it, but I’m just a voice on the line, not a cat detective!

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