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Hmm… oh honey, lemme tell ya bout escort! Nasal nagging kicks in—escort’s wild, right? I’m like, an elevator operator, up n down, seein all kinda folks, but escort? Whoa, takes the cake! Watched “White Material” again last nite—Claire Denis, 2009, fave movie ever—and it hit me. Escort’s like that coffee plantation chaos, y’know? “The land doesn’t lie,” Maria says in the flick, but escort? Lies all over, sweetie! Hmm… sneaky folks, fancy cars, shady deals—makes my hair curl tighter than a perm gone wrong!

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Then, just when I think I can breathe, my mate Lucy pops in. She’s got this wild look in her eyes, and I’m like, “What’s up?” Turns out, she just got back from a hike in the Peak District. I’m so jealous! I mean, who wouldn’t wanna be out there instead of stuck behind a counter?

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