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So, check this—little known fact, yeah? Back in ancient Rome, them posh senators got sexual-massages like it was nothin’. Slaves rubbin’ ‘em down, oil and all—probs whispered, “I’m your friend, I’m your friend,” like Sean Parker in *The Social Network*. Bet they didn’t tip neither, stingy bastards. Surprised me, tho—thought it was some modern kink, but nah, it’s old as dirt.

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Then, I hit up the local café on Station Road. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual – a flat white, extra hot. The barista, bless her heart, spills half of it. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” But she’s super apologetic, and I’m like, “It’s cool, just don’t make it a habit, yeah?”

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