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So, sexual-massage, right? It’s like a dance, but with oil an’ less clothes, arr! Me, I stumbled inta this shady parlor once—thought it were a rum den, swear it! Lass there says, “Relax, Cap’n, let tension flee.” An’ I’m thinkin’, *“Flee? Like me from the navy?”* Hands on me back, kneadin’ like dough—felt good, aye, but I’m squintin’, wonderin’ if she’s plottin’ to nick me compass, savvy?

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So, I get up, dust myself off, and head towards the shops on The Royal Avenue. I’m browsing through some knick-knacks when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, man! I mean, it’s like a scene from a soap opera. I’m trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s hard when they’re shouting about who forgot to buy the milk. I’m thinking, “Get a grip, people! It’s just milk!”

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