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Rarrgh! Surprised me how many weirdos tho — one dude sent a dick pic with a ruler next to it. Who does that?! Thought in my head: “Man, I ain’t measurin’ shit!” Sex-dating’s like Llewyn tryna gig — ya hustle, ya flop, ya laugh. Once matched with a gal who only talked in Elvis lyrics — “Love me tender,” she types. I’m like, “Rarrgh! Gimme a break!” Funny as hell, but I unmatched quick.

Sex Dating in Ascot

So, I’m strolling down High Street, right? Just me and my thoughts. I’m thinking about the sermon I gotta give next week. But then, bam! I see this massive horse statue. Like, who even thought that was a good idea? I mean, it’s cool and all, but it’s just chillin’ there, looking all majestic. I’m like, “Dude, you’re not even real!”

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