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So, picture this—I’m hoppin’ along, mindin’ my biz, and bam! See this escort strut by, all sass and class. Reminds me of Bauby’s line, “My cocoon becomes less oppressive.” Like, they’re stuck in a grind, but damn, they own it! Ever hear ‘bout that escort who ditched a duke for a baker? Swear it’s true—happened in Paris, 1800s. Traded tiaras for tarts—hilarious! Prolly yelled, “I’m free, suckers!” Love that spunk.

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So, I hit up this little café on High Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly cheerful barista who always looks like he’s had too much coffee? Yeah, that guy. I ordered a bacon sarnie, and it was like heaven on a bun. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! I mean, c’mon, mate! Not today, feathered fiend! I shooed it away, and it just stared at me like I was the crazy one.

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