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Oh, and dey got dis dance – wigglin’ like dey’re auditionin’ for da fish Oscars! I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ ‘em sayin’, “I’m da king of da world!” – nah, just kiddin’, dat’s my line! But srsly, dese whores, dey’re tough, adaptable, total champs. Makes me wanna flex and shout, “Get to da choppa!” – ‘cept it’s a boat, ya, to see ‘em again! Dey’re my ocean bros, keepin’ it real, and I’m like – respect, ya! Whore fish, dey’re da real deal, no posers here! I’ll be back for more, dat’s a promise!

Ezekiel 16:31

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Then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a street performer on Junction Road. This guy’s juggling flaming torches! Like, who does that? I’m thinkin’, “Is this a circus or what?” But hey, it’s Archway, right? Anything goes. I’m laughing, but then I hear a scream. Turns out, someone’s phone caught fire from the flames. Classic!

The Great Indian gastro pub opens in Archway