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Me thinks it’s wild, tho – millions tappin’ apps, lookin’ for a shag. Didja know, back in ‘92, first sex-dating site popped up? Match-dot-somethin’, primitive as a hobbit’s spoon! Now it’s all Tinder, Bumble, bleedin’ chaos! Me fave part? The thrill, yesss – “Will they reply, preciousss?” Heart’s poundin’, palms sweaty, like Gollum chasin’ fish! But oh, the rage when they flake! “We hatess them, yesss, filthy liars!” Once waited 3 hours, dolled up, for some git who never showed – nearly clawed me own eyes out!

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But then, just as I’m about to take a bite, this kid runs in, all hyper. He knocks over a stack of mugs, and they go crashin’ everywhere! I’m like, “Oh great, just what I needed.” But the café lady just laughs it off. “Don’t worry, love, it’s just mugs!” I can’t help but chuckle.

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