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Lemme hit ya with some real talk. Sex-dating ain’t just hookups, nah. Some stats say 20% find love! Crazy, right? Thought it was all bangin’. Nope! People gettin’ married off this shit. Met a dude once, swore he smashed 50 chicks. Turns out, he’s lyin’ – classic Belfort move. “You show me a paystub, I’ll quit!” Exaggeratin’ for clout, pathetic. Made me mad, man, fuckin’ posers everywhere.

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Anyway, I’m feeling a bit better, so I grab a pasty from the bakery on Bridge Street. Best pasties in town, no contest. I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this kid on a bike. He’s zooming down the street, and I’m thinking, “That’s gonna end badly.” And guess what? He hits a pothole and goes flying! I’m laughing so hard, I nearly choke on my pasty.

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