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Me, Gollum, sees it sneaky-like. Split mind, split wants—half of me craves the thrill, half hates the fakes. Met this one lass on Tinder, profile all sparkly, pics like a goddess. In person? Hiss! More filters than a fish tank! Made me mad, yesss, stompin’ round me cave, cursin’. But then—oh, precious—another date, lad with a smirk, and damn, sparks flew! Happiest I been since stealin’ fish from hobbitses. Sex-dating’s a dice roll, innit?

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They’re going at it! I’m trying not to eavesdrop, but it’s hard. The guy’s like, “You never listen!” and she’s like, “Well, you never talk!” I’m thinking, “Man, relationships are wild.” My food comes, and it’s glorious. Crispy chips, flaky fish. I’m in heaven.

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