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Picture this, bruv—I’m at this dodgy massage joint, yeah, thinkin’ I’m just gettin’ me back clicked, but nah, it’s all handsy and steamy! I’m like, “Is it ‘cos I is black?” ‘cos the geezer’s givin’ me these mad looks while he’s oilin’ me up. Sexual-massage ain’t just yer bog-standard kneadin’, nah—it’s got that cheeky twist, that tingle that makes ya go, “Oi, what’s happenin’ here?!” Little known fact, fam—back in ancient China, they was usin’ this tantric malarkey to sort out emperors’ stress, proper randy emperors gettin’ their qi all sexy-like. Mad, innit?

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Finally, I head back to my car, exhausted but pumped. Alton was a rollercoaster of a day. From coffee spills to community spirit, I’ve seen it all. And you know what? I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Alton, you’ve got my heart. Just gotta keep those trees safe!

Lord Alton elected Chair of Joint Committee on Human Rights