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Anyhow, I’m ramblin’—point is, sexual-massage is a mixed bag. Could be art, could be rubbish. “What is this? A new perversion?”—straight outta Holy Motors, that line, fits perfect. I’d say try it, but don’t be a twat—know what yer gettin’. Me, I’ll stick to me wine and me wits—cheaper, and no rash. Cheers, ya filthy bugger!

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First call comes in. Some bloke from Lawton Road, right? He’s all panicky, like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s losing it. I mean, come on! It’s Alsager, not the Serengeti! I tell him to chill, call the fire brigade or something. He hangs up, and I’m just sitting there, shaking my head.

Chester and Alsager Paralympians collect MBEs from King