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Hmm, escort, you say? Tricky business, it is! Fear leads to anger, anger to hate – that’s what I see in escort sometimes. Like in *Fish Tank*, y’know? “You’re a liar, you’re a fucker!” – Mia’d scream that at some shady escort dude, betcha. Been butcherin’ meat all day, hands bloody, and I’m thinkin’ – escort’s like a slab of pork, looks juicy but ya never know what’s rottin’ inside.

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First call comes in. Some bloke from Lawton Road, right? He’s all panicky, like, “My cat’s stuck in a tree!” I’m like, “Mate, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s losing it. I mean, come on! It’s Alsager, not the Serengeti! I tell him to chill, call the fire brigade or something. He hangs up, and I’m just sitting there, shaking my head.

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