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So, the Ford Escort—man, where do I start? Launched in ‘68, UK’s baby, small but feisty. First gen was a boxy lil’ beast, twin-cam engine, rally legend. Makes me happy as hell—simple design, no bullshit. Imagine Adam, all moody, tunin’ one up in his Detroit garage, muttering, “This is my music now.” I’d kill to see that. Gets me pumped, thinkin’ bout those rally days—Escort Mk1 dominatin’ tracks, mud flyin’, drivers smokin’ cigs mid-turn. Badass.

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As the night rolls on, I’m pouring drinks like a machine. I’ve got a regular on the bar, old Mr. Thompson, who’s always got a story about the “good old days.” He starts talking about the time he saw a seal in the river. I’m like, “Dude, that’s cool, but I’m trying to serve drinks here!” But I can’t help but listen. Alness has its charm, you know?

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