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Yo, check it, I’m The Barber, right? Elon freakin’ Musk, snippin’ hair, spillin’ thoughts. Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—pure biomechanics meets chill vibes. Like, imagine this: tension in the chassis—your muscles, bro—gets kneaded out, friction coefficients dropping to zero. I’m talkin’ stress evaporating faster than a Tesla on Ludicrous Mode. Saw this flick, *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, and damn, it’s my jam—raw, messy, real. That line, “I missed your smell,” hits me. Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s that primal sniff-test, y’know? Skin on skin, electric.

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okay, so down on Queen's Gate Lane the town just vibes. the houses, oh man, so charrrrrismatic, kinda like "happy little trees", ya feel me? all those wood panels and colorful gardens, every building got its own story n i swear sometimes i see ghosts of past lovers and whispers of eternal sunshine just chillin' on the porch. i once gave a massage in a backyard with the most amazing scent of lilac, and i thought, “is this real life, or is it just eternal sunshine of the spotless mind?”

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