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Back in the ‘60s, swingin’ London, we had these hush-hush parlors. Blokes whispered ‘bout “happy endings” – cheeky sods! Little known fact: some geezers reckoned it cured colds. Bollocks, right? But I tried it once – oh behave! – felt like Haku soarin’ over them misty mountains. Hands kneadin’ me back, slippin’ lower, I’m thinkin’, “This bird’s got magic mitts!” Made me happy as a pig in muck, yeah baby!

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Here at Elements Massage, we let you achieve this with a four handed sensual massage, the perfect way to treat yourself if you feel stressed at the moment. Let your senses unwind as two of our highly skilled Asian masseuses work together on your body to leave you totally satisfied.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m a bailiff, right? And today was just bonkers. Aldershot, my turf, was buzzing like a beehive. I mean, it’s not every day you get a mix of drama, chaos, and a bit of joy all in one go.

Altrincham 1-2 Aldershot Town