Penelope Aldershot Brothel ❤️❤️

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Sarcasm? Oh, mate, “what a lovely fuckin’ brothel,” I’d quip, seein’ some dingy hole. Humor’s in the stink—sweat, perfume, desperation, mixin’ like a bad cocktail. Shaken, not stirred, I’d still tip the girls—classy move, yeah? Chatty punters, dodgy geezers, it’s a circus. Love it, hate it, can’t look away. That’s brothel life, mate—raw as fuck.

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Elements brothel, oops sorry, massage parlour, is located in Aldershot. A small reception area, barely enough room to swing a cat.

In the middle of all this, I spot a kid on a bike zooming past. He’s got a massive ice cream cone, and I’m like, “Man, I need that in my life.” But back to the drama. I finally get them to sit down, and after what feels like hours, we reach a compromise. I’m feeling like a hero, but then I realize I’ve missed lunch.

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