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But lemme tell ya, some parlors—shady! Got mad once, real mad. Guy offered me "extra"—what’s that, huh? I’m Donald freakin’ Trump, I don’t pay for that! Laughed my ass off tho, hilarious. “Are you listening to yourself?” I said—straight outta "Boyhood." Sarcasm, baby, I got it. Sexual-massage ain’t just horny stuff, nah. It’s therapy, big-time therapy. Muscles all tight? Boom, fixed. Surprised me how good it felt—shocked, really. Thought in my head: “Why not daily?” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it’s yuge.

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So, I keep walking, and I end up on the Alcester Market. It’s buzzing! Stalls everywhere, people chatting, and the smell of street food wafting through the air. I grab a hot dog from this vendor. Best decision ever! I’m munching away, and this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You know, you look like a matador.” I’m like, “Well, I do fight my way through life!” She laughs, and I feel like a rockstar for a sec.

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