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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially this touchy-feely crap. Sexual-massage? What a load of bull. Some slick-handed weirdo rubbin’ ya down with oils smellin’ like a hippie’s armpit—disgustin’. But fine, I’ll tell ya ‘bout it, since you’re beggin’. It’s me talkin’ to my pal Leslie, prob’ly, ‘cept she’d squeal and clap like a damn fool.

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So, I’m soaked, right? I decide to head to Acton Park. It’s a nice spot, but today it was like a swamp. I’m squelching through mud, and I see this family having a picnic. I mean, who picnics in the rain? They were all smiles, though. I was like, “You lot are mad!” They just laughed. I guess that’s the spirit of Acton—always finding joy, even in the drizzle.

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