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Me fave bit? When they get them oils out, smellin’ like a hippy’s wet dream – lavender, patchouli, all that guff. Slippery as a politician’s promise! Had a mate swear he saw Elvis gettin’ one in Vegas once – alive, obviously, not a ghost – pelvis all oiled up, shakin’ like he’s still on stage. Total bollocks, but I’d pay to see it! Oh, and don’t get me started on the “extras” – some dodgy joints winkin’ at ya like, “Fancy a bit more, guv?” Makes me wanna scream, “You’re not a masseuse, you’re a tart with a towel!”

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First off, I hit up the local café on Churchfield Road. Best flat white in town, no joke. I’m sippin’ my coffee, and this dude next to me starts ranting about the price of avocados. Like, mate, chill! It’s just a fruit! But then again, I get it. Prices are mad these days.

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