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Sexual-massage – it’s old, mate, ancient-like. Them Romans had oily rubdowns, called ‘em “massagium” – fancy, eh? Bet they didn’t tell Caesar ‘bout the naughty bits! Me gets mad, yesss – them posh spas chargin’ 100 quid for a tease, outrageous! But happy too – some lass in Thailand told me once, “We fix soul, not just body,” and I felt that, precious, deep in me gnarly bones. Surprised? Oh yesss – heard a bloke got arrested mid-rub, pants down, copper says, “You’re nicked!” – hilarious, innit?

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As I’m leavin’ the park, I bump into my mate, Tom. He’s always got some crazy idea. Today, he’s convinced he can start a business sellin’ custom birdhouses. I’m like, “Tom, mate, who’s buyin’ birdhouses?” But he’s all fired up. I can’t help but admire his enthusiasm.

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