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So, lemme tell ya, I was on this one site—total meat market. Profiles like “luv 2 fk, no strings.” Classy, right? Made me wanna claw my eyes out, but also—kinda funny? Like, who’s buyin’ this crap? Then there’s this chick, posts a pic in lingerie, says “just want convo.” Yeah, sure, darlin’, and I ate his liver with fava beans! Total bait, but I bit—why not? She ghosted me after two texts. Pissed me off, wasted my damn time!

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down the High Street, right? Just mindin’ my own business, when I spot this old bloke tryin’ to parallel park his ancient Ford Fiesta. I mean, c’mon mate, it’s like watchin’ a tortoise tryin’ to do the cha-cha. Took him like ten minutes! I’m sittin’ there, laughin’ my head off, but then I realize I’m late for a job. Typical!

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