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D’oh! Sex-dating, man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like, whoa, it’s wild! You got apps, swipin’ left, right, bam—hookups everywhere! Reminds me of *The Hurt Locker*, ya know? “The rush of battle is a potent addiction”—that’s sex-dating! You’re dodgin’ creeps, chasin’ hotties, heart pumpin’ like a bomb’s bout to blow! I tried it once, swear, got catfished—dude sent a pic, looked like Brad Pitt, showed up lookin’ like Comic Book Guy! D’oh! Made me so mad, I yelled, “Worst. Date. Ever!”

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But then, I spot a group of teenagers being loud and rowdy. I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” I’m trying to keep the peace, but they’re just being annoying. I’m getting a bit angry, but then I remember, “Hey, I was young once too.” So, I just roll my eyes and move on.

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