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Back in the ‘80s, this lil shitbox was king—Ford pumped ‘em out like crazy. Cheap, reliable, but oh man, pissed me off sometimes! I saw one once, rusted to crap, dude still drivin’ it like, “Screw you, world!” Reminds me of Doc sayin’, “Under the paving stones, the beach!”—like, underneath the junk, there’s somethin’ cool, ya feel me? I was happy as a pig in shit when I learned they raced these suckers. Rally cars, tearin’ up dirt—little known fact, bitches! Escort Cosworth, that turbo beast, could smoke half the fancy cars today. Respect my authoritah, I know my shit!

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First off, I’m sprinting down Cardiff Road, dodging the morning traffic like I’m in some kinda video game. Cars honking, people staring. I’m like, “Chill, I’m just tryna get to work!” I finally make it to the studio, and guess what? The power’s out. Of course it is! Just my luck. I’m standing there, staring at my computer like it’s gonna magically turn on. Spoiler: it doesn’t.

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