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Little-known fact—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupae,” prostitutes in wolf dens, basically OG sex-daters. Wild, right? Imagine swipin’ on a clay tablet—hella slow. Nowadays, it’s all fast—bam, match, bang, ghost. I tried it once, met this dude who said he’s “kinky but shy.” Shy my ass—he brought handcuffs AND a PowerPoint on knot-tying! Surprised me, yo—thought I’d die laughin’. “Spectacular, spectacular!”—that’s what I yelled, straight outta *Moulin Rouge!*, while he’s tryna tie me up. Absurdity level 100.

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Apr 16,  · A SEX shop which residents claim has tarnished their village's name has had its licence renewed. Protesters say Aberkenfig is ``synonymous with sex'' thanks its Private Shop .

After my caffeine fix, I head back to the studio, ready to tackle my textures again. But then, I get a message from my landlord. He’s like, “Hey, I need to come by and fix the leaky sink.” Great. Just what I need. I’m picturing him barging in while I’m in the zone, and I’m not having it.

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