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I mean, brothels, they’re like, secret clubs, but, like, not classy. More like, uh, “pay for play,” ya feel me? Timbuktu had that vibe, “silence can be violence,” but here? It’s loud, messy, drama! I once read this wild story—some brothel in Germany had a pet monkey! A monkey, girl! Can you believe? I was so mad, poor thing prob’ly hated it. Ha-ha-ha! Nasally laugh, right?

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Then, I’m walking past the Abergavenny Castle. That place is epic! I mean, it’s got history oozing out of its walls. I’m snapping pics, feeling like a tourist in my own town. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs into me. Like, full-on tackle mode. I drop my coffee. My beautiful, precious coffee! I’m fuming. I look at the kid, and he’s just laughing. I can’t even be mad. Kids, man. They’re like little tornadoes of chaos.

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