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So, picture this – yer lyin’ there, candles flickerin’, some lass or lad’s hands divin’ into yer knots. It’s intimate, yeah? Not just sexy, but deep – like Remy tastin’ that soup, “A burst of flavor!” Hits ya soul, not just yer bits. I got surprised once, right? Mate of mine swore by this Thai joint – they twist ya into a pretzel while strokin’ ya naughty bits. Thought he was takin’ the piss, but nah, it’s real! Blew my mind – and other things, ha!

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First, little Tommy decided to play hide and seek. But like, he hid in the cupboard under the stairs. I’m like, “Tommy, you can’t just disappear!” I was half-expecting him to pop out with a ghost costume or something. But nah, just a cheeky grin. Kids, man.

Driver went out in 'new' car they'd just bought – within minutes it began smoking and the brakes failed