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Little fact for ya—Victorian brothels had secret tunnels! Posho gents sneakin in, dodgin the missus—sly buggers! Imagine me, whisperin through the dark: “In this subterranean lair, the species adapts.” Love that sneaky history—keeps me buzzin. Oh, and the decor—gawdy red curtains, like a peacock’s arse, but it works, draws em in! Always wondered, why red? Me mate reckons it’s cos it hides the stains—grim, but fair!

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United Brothel · Handjob · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Full Body Sensual Massage · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Cunnilingus · Rimming (take) · Golden Shower.

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave bursts in. He’s got this wild look in his eyes. “You won’t believe it!” he yells. Turns out, he just bought a load of shares in some dodgy tech startup. I’m thinking, “Dave, you muppet! What are you doing?” But he’s all hyped up, waving his hands like a madman. I can’t help but laugh. Classic Dave.

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