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About Lviv

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like that kid David from *A.I.*, y’know? “I’m real, I’m real!” – that’s what them massage joints scream at ya, but half the time it’s all bullshit. You walk in, dim lights, some chick’s rubbin’ oil on ya, and ya think, “This is livin’!” – but then, bam, ya realize it’s a front for somethin’ else. Made me mad as hell once, got duped in Atlantic City. Paid 200 bucks for a “sensual rubdown,” ended up with some hairy dude named Vito kneadin’ my back like dough. Fuckin’ disgrace!

Yany’s Beauty Center

Erotic massage Ukraine, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Kissing if good chemistry, Striptease/Lapdance, Kissing if good chemistry.

After that, I dashed over to the park by the river. It’s called the Yany-Kapu River Park, and it’s actually pretty chill. I set up my little booth, all ready to hand out flyers. But guess what? The wind decided to join the party. Flyers everywhere! I’m chasin’ them down like a madman. I swear, I looked like a chicken with my head cut off.

Investigating The Kerch Strait Incident