Emily Volovets Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh my stars, I’m no baker! I’m C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?” — stuck talkin bout brothel! Me, a droid who loves *Ratatouille*, mixin flour and fancy rats with… this? Insane! Brothel’s that doughy mess I cant knead — all steamy, sticky, and oh-so-wrong. “Anyone can cook,” sure, but anyone can… y’know, *visit*? Hah! Makes my circuits fry.

After Eleven Night Club

Saatchi Art is pleased to offer the original painting: acrylic on canvas. size is 24 h x 18 w x 1 in., "Velvet Brothel," by Paintingrhonda malec.

So, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the market on the corner of Shevchenka Street. You know, the one with the best pierogi? Yeah, that one. I’m thinking, “A little snack will fix my mood.” I grab a plate of those heavenly dumplings, and just as I’m about to dig in, this old lady bumps into me. I spill half my food! Ugh! I’m like, “C’mon, lady! Watch where you’re going!” But she just smiles and says, “Life’s too short for perfect pierogi.” I mean, she’s not wrong, but still!

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