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Picture this: some ancient Babylonian king, right, sprawled on a golden couch, gettin’ oiled up by ten giggling maidens. Historians won’t tell ya, but that’s the OG sexual-massage—little known fact! They didn’t just knead his back, they kneaded his *soul*, and probly more, ha! Makes me happy thinkin’ how humans been chasin’ that buzz forever. But it pisses me off too—why’s it still so hush-hush? Society’s all “Mordor’s gates slam shut” on anything fun!

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After that caffeine disaster, I decided to stroll down to the park by the river. The Dnipro River, you know? It’s beautiful, especially in the morning light. I was just vibin’, listening to some tunes, when I spotted this old dude feeding pigeons. Classic Popilnia moment, right? But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon swoops down and snatches his sandwich! I couldn’t help but crack up. The guy was like, “Hey! That’s my lunch!” I mean, come on, it’s a bird-eat-sandwich world out there!

UKRAINIAN PASSPORT IN THE NAME OF VEACESLAV PLATON (COBALEV) WAS ISSUED ILLEGALLY