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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson—deadpan, “I hate everything.” Erotic-massage? Hmph. Buncha sweaty hands rubbin’ folks for cash. Ain’t my thing, but I get it—people wanna feel somethin’. Me? I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back like dough. Still, saw this joint once, shady little spot, neon sign blinkin’ “Massage” like it’s foolin’ anyone. Guy outside looked like he’d rubbed one too many. Made me laugh, kinda. “How happy are those days?” I muttered—straight outta *Eternal Sunshine*. ‘Cause lemme tell ya, forgettin’ that creepshow woulda been a blessin’.

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Vova texts me. He’s like, “Yo, let’s hit up the river!” I’m down, so I hop on the bus. The ride’s wild. We’re bumping along, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. The driver’s swerving like he’s in a race. I swear, I thought I was gonna lose my breakfast.

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