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Sex-dating’s a game, bro. You’re on them apps—bam, bam, bam—scrollin’ pics like it’s the playoffs. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for this shit! “Single cowboy, 30, seeks rough rider”—hell, that’s “Brokeback” vibes right there! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ how grandpappy mighta been sex-datin’ with a quill pen!

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Next up, this sweet old babushka comes in. She’s a regular, always orders her black coffee. I love her. She starts telling me about her garden on Vulytsia Kostiantynivska. I’m nodding, but my mind’s racing. I’m thinkin’ about that catfight and the angry dude. She’s talking about her tomatoes, and I’m like, “Yeah, tomatoes are great!” But really, I’m just trying to keep it together.