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Once, I matched this dude by accident—yep, tractor guy’s clumsy thumb! He’s like, “wanna plow my field?” Nearly choked on my donut! Told him, “nah, man, I’m straighter than a corn row!” Laughed my ass off. Sex-dating’s got surprises—keeps ya on yer toes. Oh, and get this—studies say 1 in 5 folks on these apps lie bout their age. Sneaky bastards! Makes me madder than a wet hen.

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I’m starving. I hit up that café Vasyl was raving about. It’s on Haharina, and let me tell ya, it’s a vibe. The place is packed, but I squeeze in. I order the “Kolinkivtsy Special” – whatever that is. Turns out, it’s a giant sandwich. I’m talking a monster. I can barely fit it in my mouth. I’m trying to take a bite, and it’s like a scene from a comedy show.