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Back in my day—hold up, lemme think—sex-dating wasn’t even a thing! You’d court a gal, take her to the diner, maybe steal a kiss if the moon was right. Now? It’s all “Netflix and chill,” whatever that means! I tried it, folks, got myself on Tinder—yep, ol’ Joe on Tinder! Profile said, “Tractor guy, loves movies, let’s roll.” Got a date, she was cute, real sweet. We’re talkin’, laughin’, then she says, “I only date guys with boats.” Boats! I got a tractor, honey, that’s my ship! Made me laugh so hard I near fell off my chair. “The world is a stage,” like Kaufman wrote—everybody’s actin’, puttin’ on a show.

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Then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me. It’s a scruffy little thing, tail wagging like crazy. I’m like, “Hey buddy, you lost?” And then, it starts barking at me! Like, chill, dude! I’m not your enemy! I’m just trying to enjoy my coffee!

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