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Still, pisses me off—why’s it so hush-hush? Society’s all prude, actin like it’s taboo. Meanwhile, I’m drillin cavities, thinkin, “Mate, loosen up!” Happiest I got was hearin this story—bloke in Thailand, 80 years old, gets a sexual-massage, swears he’s 20 again. Cosmic bloody miracle! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’m jealous—where’s MY rewind button?

Quick passage

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Then, I decide to take a stroll down to the park by the river. It’s a nice spot, you know? The Dnipro River is pretty chill, but today? Ugh. There’s this group of kids playing soccer, and they’re all over the place. I’m dodging balls like I’m in some weird action movie. One kid kicks it right at me, and I’m like, “Dude, aim better!” But they just laugh. Kids, man.

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