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Me, I dig the madness of it. Makes me happy seein’ folks stumble through awkward sexts—like, “Oh, you’re into that? Cool, cool…”—but inside they’re screamin’, “What the fuck?!” Hella funny. But it pisses me off too—fake profiles, bots, creeps who can’t take a hint. Like, bruh, she said “no,” not “stalk me ‘til I block ya!” Surprised me once, tho—met this chick who straight-up said, “I’m here for the D, no dinner.” Respect! No bullshit, just like Harry and Marion cuttin’ through the noise—‘cept, ya know, less heroin, more humpin’.

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, the corner of Shevchenka and Haharina. I’m tryin’ to promote this new café, “Kava & Keks.” Sounds cute, huh? But lemme tell ya, the barista was a total grump. Like, dude, it’s coffee, not rocket science! I asked for a cappuccino, and he looked at me like I just asked him to solve a math problem.

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