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Sometimes it’s dodgy—shady parlors, ya know? Makes me mad—ruins the vibe! Gotta find the real cats, pros who get it. Best bit? When they hit that spot—ooh, fireworks, like shaggin’ without the shaggin’! Total turn-on, but chill, it’s legit, not a porno, ha! Ever try it with groovy tunes? Stones playin’, oil flowin’, pure mojo risin’. Makes me happy, man—beats a bad day spyin’ on Dr. Evil any time!

After that chaos, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the park by the river. The Dniester is looking all pretty, and I’m trying to chill. But then, I see this group of old dudes playing chess. They’re all serious, like it’s the World Championship or something. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, it’s just chess, right? But they’re all like, “Checkmate!” and I’m thinking, “Bro, you’re in Yampil, not Moscow!”

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