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So, picture this—I’m in some shady joint, right? Dim lights, smells like lavender and sin. This chick, she’s got hands like a goddamn artist, kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “Greed is good, Gordon, take it all!” It’s not just rubbin’—it’s a fuckin’ ritual, ancient as hell. Did ya know? Back in the day, Chinese emperors got this shit to “balance their chi”? Yeah, little known fact—sexual-massage was royal foreplay, keepin’ the dynasty horny and kickin’. Surprised me, blew my mind, made me wanna high-five history.

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At the café, Oleg’s already there, sipping on some espresso. He’s all smiles, and I’m like, “Dude, you won’t believe the day I’ve had!” I spill the whole story, and he’s cracking up. “Only you could turn a fish meeting into a trash-picking adventure!”

Belarus: Ales Bialiatski, a caged Nobel Peace Prize winner